OT: Seasonal humor

Paul Sorenson pentax1941 at gmail.com
Fri Mar 30 17:24:48 EDT 2018


On all other nights we eat leavened products and matzah, and on this 
night only matzah.

Happy Passover, Larry

-p


On 3/30/2018 3:25 PM, Larry Colen wrote:
>
>
> Godfrey DiGiorgi wrote:
>> It's all Greek to me.
>
> Why is this different from all other nights?
>
>>
>> G
>>>> No more bewildered than usual.
>>
>>> On Mar 30, 2018, at 1:07 PM, Larry Colen<lrc at red4est.com>  wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> I got this from a friend on facebook...
>>>
>>> If I only shared the Russian version below, the joke would only be 
>>> accessible to a small fraction of my friends; with my loose 
>>> translation, hopefully it’s accessible to a fraction more :) have a 
>>> good chuckle, and a good day!
>>> ***
>>> Bill Gates announced a contest for a vacant spot of CEO at 
>>> “Microsoft-Europe”. 5000 people showed up for the interview in a 
>>> huge hall. Among the attendees, there was Moris Cohen, a Sephardic 
>>> Jew from Paris.
>>>
>>> Bill Gates warmly thanked the attendees, then asked everyone who 
>>> didn’t know Java to leave the room. 2000 people got up and left. 
>>> Moris Cohen thought, “I don’t know Java, but what would I lose if I 
>>> stayed?”
>>>
>>> Then Bill Gates asked that everyone who didn’t have experience 
>>> managing groups of more than 100 people to leave the room. 2000 more 
>>> people left the room. Moris Cohen thought, “I don’t have that 
>>> experience, but what would I lose if I stayed?”
>>>
>>> Then Bill Gates asked everyone who didn’t graduate their university 
>>> cum laude, to leave the room. 500 people left the room. Moris Cohen 
>>> thought, “I dropped out of school when I was 15, but what would I 
>>> lose if I stayed?”
>>>
>>> Then Bill Gates asked everyone who wasn’t fluent in Serbian and 
>>> Croatian to leave the room. 498 more people left. Moris Cohen 
>>> thought, “I don’t know these languages, but what would I lose if I 
>>> stayed?”
>>>
>>> After that, only him and one other attendee were left in the room. 
>>> Bill Gates approaches them and said, “I see, only you two are fluent 
>>> in Serbian and Croatian. I’d like to hear you communicate in them.”
>>>
>>> Without flinching an eye, Moris Cohen turned to the other candidate 
>>> and said, “Ma nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot?”
>>>
>>> To which, without hesitation, the other candidate replied, 
>>> “Sheb’khol haleilot anu okhlin hametz umatzah; halailah hazeh, kuloh 
>>> matzah.”
>>>
>>> Hag Sameah to all who celebrate!
>>> -- 
>>> Larry Colen  lrc at red4est.com (postbox on min4est) 
>>> http://red4est.com/lrc
>>>
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Paul Sorenson
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