PESO: Street shooting in and around Boston

John Sessoms jsessoms002 at nc.rr.com
Sun Oct 11 20:04:04 EDT 2009


From: John Francis
> On Sun, Oct 11, 2009 at 10:30:34PM +0200, eckinator wrote:
>> > 2009/10/11 John Sessoms <jsessoms002 at nc.rr.com>:
>>> > >
>>> > > Q: How do you get two whales in a Volkswagon?
>>> > > A: Take the M4 from London
>> > 
>> > Q: What sits on the bottom of the ocean and quivers?
>> > A: A nervous wreck
> 
> Actually, the one about the whales is part of a sequence:
> 
> Q: How do you get four elephants in a (Volkswagen/Mini/...)
> A: Two in the front, two in the back.
> 
> Q: How do you get four hippos in a Volkswagen?
> A: You can't - it's full of elephants!
> 
> Q: how do you get two whales in a Volkswagen?
> A: ...

Q: How do you get two giraffes in a Volkswagen?
A: Make the two elephants in the back get out, and open the sunroof.




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